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19 Funny Sayings from Colombia

19 Funny Sayings from Colombia

Colombians do enjoy a good bit of exaggeration. Not seen a friend for a week or two? “I've not seen you in like a thousand years!” (“hace como mil años que no te veo”), a local will most probably decry.

Pick up a bargain in the sales, meanwhile, and our Colombian friends are just as likely to describe their purchase as “given away” (“regalado”) as they are to say that it was merely cheap.

It’s only natural then that exaggeration plays a central role in local humour. And nowhere more so than in the following bizarre, ridiculous and sometimes rude Colombian sayings and expressions that serve to spice up descriptions of most any everyday situation.

“More bored than a monkey in a bonsai tree”.

Exaggerations and ridiculous comparisons for every occasion

Without much room to swing about, these dwarf-sized trees probably can't provide much in the way of...

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Online Spanish Courses and Learning Apps: Which One is Right for You?

Online Spanish Courses and Learning Apps: Which One is Right for You?

When I first started learning Spanish, way back when in 2007, the tools and materials at a student's disposal were limited. To pick up another language you had to go to class or simply work your way through a physical textbook (and audio accompaniment, if you were feeling fancy). Nowadays, of course, the learning environment is much changed. In addition, to these traditional methods you can also make use of any one of an expanding number of...

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Colombian Slang Basics #3: “Chévere” and “Bacano”

Colombian Slang Basics #3: “Chévere” and “Bacano”

When Colombians use the slang words “bacano” and “chévere” the meaning is essentially the same as the English word “cool”. Read on for a few other variations and examples:

“Chévere” is a popular word for “cool” that is heard throughout Colombia, though it is not exclusive to that country. The population in neighbouring Venezuela, for instance, also enjoy using it a fair old amount.

Understanding the types of context in which...

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How to Speak Colombian Spanish

How to Speak Colombian Spanish

Latin America's friendliest inhabitants – the Colombians – have long claimed that theirs is the most 'neutral' Spanish on the planet. Ah, if only that were so.

Chat to the locals during your stay and you'll quick find that this beautiful sounding...

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What Does A 'Colombian Accent' Sound Like?

What Does A 'Colombian Accent' Sound Like?

In many ways, my choice of the name 'Colombian Spanish' for this blog was a bit silly. It’s difficult to talk about an entirely uniform sort of speech across the country when there are so many differences in language use between regions.

Nowhere is...

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Describing Colombians: The “-ón” Crowd

Describing Colombians: The “-ón” Crowd

A classic area to study in Spanish class is how to describe people. The sad thing is that often the focus is very narrow. Rather than looking at interesting ways to talk of different character and personality traits, more often than not, tuition looks just...

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The Many Meanings of “Berraco”

The Many Meanings of “Berraco”

Of all the many Colombian slang terms explained on this blog, one of the trickier terms to get your head round is “berraco” (sometimes also spelt “verraco”). It is extremely easy to get confused with this one.

Technically, a “berraco” is a sort of...

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English Words That Colombians Love

English Words That Colombians Love

Speaking natural-sounding Spanish is all about learning how to use the exact same words that locals do, in the exact same contexts. Your teacher or textbook might tell you the correct way to speak, but on the streets of Bogota or Cali, many of these...

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How Do Colombians Rate Your Spanish?

How Do Colombians Rate Your Spanish?

The whole time you’re in Colombia -- studying, attending classes and practicing your Spanish out in the big wide world -- you should be constantly improving. At least, that's the hope.

I've always found Colombians to be very tolerant of those...

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Is Colombian Spanish Really the World’s Best?

Is Colombian Spanish Really the World’s Best?

During my time in Colombia, I was frequently told by local friends and acquaintances that Colombian Spanish was the “best in the world”.

The way these statements were phrased – invariably expressed as: “yo no sé, pero dicen que el español...

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Top 10 Colombian Slang Terms

Top 10 Colombian Slang Terms

I’m never entirely sure of the source of this claim, but I’ve been told on many occasions that Colombian Spanish is the world’s most ‘neutral’ sort.

While I can certainly vouch for the fact that the Colombian accent (in most of the country) is...

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Spanish with a Touch of the Divine

Spanish with a Touch of the Divine

Hang around with Colombians for any length of time and you're sure to notice that religion continues to play a large part in their lives. In fact, faith is so strong, and religious belief so widespread, that many Colombians often take it as read that most...

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Quick Tips for More Natural Spanish

Quick Tips for More Natural Spanish

We’ve all seen those language courses which guarantee that you'll be speaking “fluent Spanish in 60 days”. Sound great don't they?

Yet -- in common with 'get rich quick' schemes or 'effortless' weight loss programmes -- these courses, more often...